dont mess with old people - East Tennessee Fishing

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Old 07-18-2012, 07:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This old man looks out his back window to see 2 guys breaking into his storage shed. He calls 911 and tells the operator "some people are breaking into my shed". The 911 operator replies "we dont have any officers available right now. Please stay inside and we'll get an officer there when we can." The old man hangs up and waits 3 minutes and calls 911 back and says "dont worry about the people breaking into my shed, I shot them" and then hangs up. About 4 minutes later 4 cop cars, an ambulance, a fire truck, and a s.w.a.t. car pull up to the house to find the men still removing stuff the shed. The police arrest the men and one of them asks the old man "I thought you said you shot them." The old man replies "I thought you all said there was no available officers."
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Old 05-12-2013, 09:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thats good
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